Tuesday, 14 April 2009

Day one winding down at the clock

Well well well, what an opener! Who would have thought the clock would record so much 'output' in a single afternoon? Despite being launched at the most tactically ludicrous time possible - 3pm BST - on a slow Tuesday afternoon, the clock's cisterns have been all-a-chime with the sound of fresh logging. The poos in progress have finally all been flushed out of the system, leaving the clock with an opening day (well, afternoon) tally of 144 poos logged, with a combined time of 2 hours 45 minutes and earnings of £33.69.

Wait, is that all? Nearly 150 poos and only 30 quid to show for it? We thought that too. After picking through a few remnants, we noticed that some scallywags were entering record-breaking speed poos lasting mere seconds and earning 0p. Those dirty rats. However, they won't be able to do so anymore, as the clock has learnt about their wily ways and now assumes a certain lead time associated with the process of clicking 'start', navigating to the toilet, making a deposit, returning, and finally clicking 'stop'. Anyone who completes their pooing within this time frame is currently deemed a liar (naturally, those who take their laptops to the toilet are at risk of falling foul of this little trap, but then... if you are one such person, you perhaps deserve it).

Stay tuned for more updates, and until then, keep on logging!

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