Thursday, 16 April 2009

Pooclock needs you!

That's right - you. Why? Because you can help to spread the word and make the clock truly world famous. The more people who use the clock, the more interesting it becomes for everyone else. We want to see those daily tallies through the roof, which in turn will encourage random passers by to 'do their bit' for the global cause - the higher the number of logs, the higher the amount earned, and the more disturbing the 'poos in progress' counter, the more people will want to get involved.

So, how can you help? Well, the usual avenues like StumbleUpon, Digg, Facebook and the other usual suspects are a great place to shout about the clock. Following us on twitter also encourages others to do so, and means within no time at all the clock will be well on its way to logging its first thousand poos & pounds - and beyond!

Tuesday, 14 April 2009

Day one winding down at the clock

Well well well, what an opener! Who would have thought the clock would record so much 'output' in a single afternoon? Despite being launched at the most tactically ludicrous time possible - 3pm BST - on a slow Tuesday afternoon, the clock's cisterns have been all-a-chime with the sound of fresh logging. The poos in progress have finally all been flushed out of the system, leaving the clock with an opening day (well, afternoon) tally of 144 poos logged, with a combined time of 2 hours 45 minutes and earnings of £33.69.

Wait, is that all? Nearly 150 poos and only 30 quid to show for it? We thought that too. After picking through a few remnants, we noticed that some scallywags were entering record-breaking speed poos lasting mere seconds and earning 0p. Those dirty rats. However, they won't be able to do so anymore, as the clock has learnt about their wily ways and now assumes a certain lead time associated with the process of clicking 'start', navigating to the toilet, making a deposit, returning, and finally clicking 'stop'. Anyone who completes their pooing within this time frame is currently deemed a liar (naturally, those who take their laptops to the toilet are at risk of falling foul of this little trap, but then... if you are one such person, you perhaps deserve it).

Stay tuned for more updates, and until then, keep on logging!

Presenting.. The World Famous Poo Clock!

Well, it's been a long time coming (a whole 14 days), but the world famous poo clock is officially wound up & ticking!

Wednesday, 1 April 2009

whoah there!

Hello, keen blog reader! What on earth brings you here? Presumably, you were looking for the world famous poo clock, but you'll have to hold on just a little bit longer while we finish winding it up - which should be done literally any day now. Hold on tight...